boys did you know a woman likes to take long walks
wants ya hanging on every word while she talks
have feelings and flowers and meanings of things
now I'm flunking all the quizzes in her magazines
seems that drinking here every friday nite
is an immature, monumental waste of time
did ya know she's finally had enough of me
and all of y'all are the reason why
neither did IIt's all news to me
I didn't have a clue
hey, pass me that beer
help me think this through
boys did you know if she kicks you out
she can clean out your savings with the click of a mouse
did you know there's a room in the back of this bar
with a couch where you can crash for the night
neither did Iboys did you know a ceramic vase
will bounce off the wall and not even break
and one of them plug it in kitchen knives
can saw 4 fishing rods in the blink of an eye
and 3 short seconds in a microwave
makes damn sure your Haggard cd never plays
Did you know when a woman takes the stand in a dress
Cut to there man, justice ain't blind
neither did IIt's all news to me
I didn't have a clue
hey, pass me that beer
help me think this thing through
boys did you know if she kicks you out
she can clean out your savings with the click of a mouse
did you know there's a room in the back of this bar
with a couch where you can crash for the night
neither did I
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