I got that nerd rage,nerd rage
i got that nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage
they say i nerd rage
i say they don't understand
keep talking trash b***h,imma have to ban
you from my chat room
and i can hardly think
but imma have to slap jar jar binks
and slam George Lucas' head in a car door
for far more then just ruining star wars
stop remastering your making it worse
and for the love of god, greedo didn't shoot first
and f**k comic sans and f**k low bandwidth
and don't say Pluto ain't a planet, god d****t
I'm reading what you're saying on the message boards
yes i have to had sex before
with a girl you don't know her she moved away
shut up, and don't tell me Dr who is the same
without tom baker the s**t is just lame
and what do you mean you never seen citizen Kane
nerd rage,nerd rage
i got that nerd rage, nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage
i broke seven keyboards over my knee
how dare you say marvel is better then dc
you horrible grammar, its makin' me puke
and captain kirk was far superior to jean luck picard
and a jedi could whip superman in a fight
when i'm right imma laugh like
(nerd laugh)
you beat me chess; i'm flippin' the board
then i'll go to michael bays house and kick in the door
break every single copy of transformers 4
hit bay in the d**k with a stick 'til he's sore
i'll own your a** in halo so bad you might cry
and who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die
i'm going to beat you up; i know karate ask my girlfriend
yes i have a girlfriend did i mention i have a girlfriend
nerd rage, nerd rage
i got that nerd rage, nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage
i see wil wheaton and i get excited
(pick up your toys)
they're collectors items shut up mom
and give'em back to me and holy s**t
don't take them out of the packaging
(and clean your room it smells like manure
and stop watching porn videos on your computer)
i'm doing research leave me alone; why you hatin'
(i just think its weird that all the girls are Asian)
(nerd laugh)
i got that(nerd laugh)nerd rage
(nerd laugh)nerd rage(nerd laugh)
nerd rage(nerd laugh)nerd rage
i got that nerd rage,nerd rage
i got that nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage
i got that nerd rage,nerd rage
i got that nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
nerd rage,nerd rage
all my fellow nerds oh i know you understand
all my fellow nerds sing along if you can
(we got that)nerd rage
(we got that)nerd rage
(we got that)nerd rage
nerd rage
what you never herd of joss whedon
he's like the greatest writer directors of our time
and what do you mean phantom menace is you favorite star wars movie
god da...dude we can't befriends i can't be your friend anymore good bye
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Lyrics submitted by jonah budyach.