Neville gets around, you’ll find him everywhere.
When you’ve got a problem, Neville will be there
When your tryna back your caravan into the setting sun,
Nev will appear in the rear view mirror and show ya how it’s done!
He’s always at the pub, standing at the bar.
Sharing all his knowledge on fishing, cricket and cars
And he’s the finest footy player who never pulled on a boot
From marriage guidance to greyhounds, no subject is to boo!!
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Yeah Neville the know it all, he’s been there and done it all.
The rich and the famous of course he knows em all
He met the Deli Llama in the..... and taught Shane Warne how to spin a ball
Neville the know it all
Your working on your car, the timings not quite right
Nev turns up out of the blue to offer you advise
But I don’t recall Neville, ever going to mechanic school
And I don’t think I’ve ever seen Nev pick up a tool
And you’ll find him playing golf, he’s always in your group
Reeling you how to stand and which club you should use
And he’ll give you an almighty spray when you T shot goes astray
But Nev mate, it’s not the Australian Open, it’s the footy club social day!
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Yeah Neville the know it all, he’s been there and done it all.
The rich and the famous of course he knows em all
He met the Deli Llama in the..... and taught Shane Warne how to spin a ball
Neville the know it all
Nev was in the army did a tour of Vietnam
He bragged of his heroic deeds, bit according to his old man
The closest Neville ever got to fighting the Viet com.
Was cleaning out the dunnies in head quarters in Sigong
Now Nev reckons he knows everything but the doesn’t know it all
Much to our satisfaction, we’ve got one up in him
When he’s in court at the pub, every Friday evening
Jacko and Nevis wife are having their weekly bling!
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Yeah Neville the know it all, he’s been there and done it all.
The rich and the famous of course he knows em all
He met the Deli Llama in the..... and taught Shane Warne how to spin a ball
Neville the know it all
Neville the know it all
That’s Neville the know it all
Yeah Neville knows bugger all