I'm as fake as a wedding cake
And I'm vague and I know that I'm homopolitanPitifully predictable
Correctly politicalI'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothin' inside
Better in the head and in bed at the office
I can suck it and I smile
New, new, new model
New, new, new modelI can choke and diet on coke
I'm spun and I know that I'm stoned and rollin', ahLifelike and poseable
Hopeless and disposableI'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothin' inside
Better in the head and in bed at the office
I can suck it and I smile
New new new model
New new new model
New new new model
New new new modelPitifully predictable
Correctly political
Pitifully predictable
Correctly politicalDon't let them know how far you go
Or that you use your lovers
Oh look, you're like a VCR
Stick something in to know just who you areI'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothin' inside
Better in the head and in bed at the office
I can suck it and I smile
New new new model
New new new model
New new new model
New new new model model modelNew new new model
New new new model
New new new model
New new new model