At the station you can meet her
With that smile you couldnt cheat her
A woman that kind is hard to findIts good to take a girl
In the not so very good world
And walk in the park until it gets darkSometimes I feel ugly and old
Excuse me, baby, if Im acting bold
My head gets hot but my feet arent cold
Excuse me if you willTake a breather on a bench
Helps to build up the suspense
Then the two of you go to a movie showIf shes a woman theres a chance
That she maybe likes to dance
So you go to the hall and you out step em allDont make a hullabaloo, Im not the hoi polloi
Ill try any trick and Ill pull any ploy
Im a used up twentieth century boy
Excuse me if you willShe takes you home to meet the folks
Laughing at the fathers jokes
Shall we watch TV? Its all right with meTime to go, youre going to miss her
In the doorway try to kiss her
Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it wouldIf I was 16 again Id give my eyetooth
Im tired and Im hungry and Im looking for my youth
Im a little uncool and Im a little uncouth
Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you willAt the station you can meet her
With that smile you couldnt cheat her
A woman that kind is hard to find