Boy, I tried to tell you
But you just wouldn't hear
We've got the house full of ladies
And you're acting a queer
We've got your female friends
But you can't get anywhere
I'll tell you one last time, boy
Life isn't fair, na-na-na
If you feel ashamed
Step up your game
She's calling my name
'Cause she's getting bored
She thinks you're a fool
For not making moves
It could have been you
Oh, so you're the nice guy?
I'm gon' get my la-le-la
He's gon' get some la-le-la
All of my boys gon' get their la-le-la
You won't get no na-ne-na
[x2]
Nice guy!
I told you many times before,
But boy, you did it again
You met a hot ass girl,
And turned her into your friend
You bought her drinks all night long
You we're ready to spent
I brought her home that night
And I should thank you again
'Cause you're the nice guy
If you feel ashamed
Step up your game
She's calling my name
'Cause she's getting bored
She thinks you're a fool
For not making moves
It could have been you
Oh, so you're the nice guy?
I'm gon' get my la-le-la
He's gon' get some la-le-la
All of my boys gon' get their la-le-la
You won't get no na-ne-na
[x2]
Nice guy!
Rule number one
Don't ever do it her way
'Cause if you make her do it your way
You might do it today
And rule number two
Don't ever buy in the bar
'Cause if you buy in the bar
The next thing she wants' a car
When you're the nice guy
When you're the nice guy, yeah
[x2]
So you're the nice guy
I'm gon' get my la-le-la
He's gon' get some la-le-la
All of my boys gon' get their la-le-la
You won't get no na-ne-na
[x2]
So you're the nice guy
I'm gon' get my la-le-la
He's gon' get some la-le-la
All of my boys gon' get their la-le-la
You won't get no na-ne-na
[x2]
(Yeah, you f*ck it up for everybody else, nice guy
You making life a living hell for the rest of us,
You know, being all nice to them ladies and sh*t,
Buying them stuff
You know what? You should start being a little less nice,
Learn how to be a real man
When you go out you should take to the ladies
Be a man, don't be all nice guy
Don't tell me you didn't
'Cause I know you did!)
Nice guy!
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Lyrics submitted by Samantha.