Nice Hotel

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

Look at this hotel room, what do you see

Dollar, dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar, dollar, dollar sign

We don't have money so we can't touch anything

Put it on a credit card, debt, debt

This room's cool, this room's fine

It got Internet so I can get online

This internet's kind of slow, this internet's kinda slow

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

Walk into the room and I see

Housekeeping and my stuff (so mean)

There, that's better

You hear me after death, I thought I lost my sweater

There's only one bed, there's only one bed

Now call it in the air, now tails or heads? Both!

We're sleeping in the same bed

But it's okay cuz we're not telling, anyone

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time

Cuz there's two shower heads not one

There two shower heads not one

We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time

Cuz there's two shower heads not one

And it's okay cuz we're not looking

This is a nice hotel!

This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

This is a nice hotel!

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Lyrics submitted by Sandy.