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Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

Ahh, sweet youth

The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute

Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator

Til I got stuck on this planet and got hookedOn the weed and the crack and the booze

And the pills and the speed

And the sex and the mud and blood and the shitLet's go hit the

Nitro-burning funny bong

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Another stupid stoner songFat and lame

The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed

By a bong, and a schlong

Yes, now we have all seen how games can go wrongMy brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased

Laden with pus, it hangs well past my knees

A swarm of narcotics could get me through this

My manager's gonna be pissedLet's go hit the

Nitro-burning funny bong

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Another stupid stoner songOh, can you take it, yeah, do a monster

Oh, can you deal with it?

We won't respect you

Unless you get high with the boysNow I'm old , strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold

In the twilight of my years, I am still a drug addict

I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong

Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong I live like a kingBut you know that I act like a faggot

Once was a warrior, now just a sponge

High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge

My glorious destiny it turned to shitCan I get another hit?

From the nitro-burning funny bong

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Another stupid stoner songOh, can you take it, yeah, do a monster

Oh, can you deal with it?

We won't respect you

Unless you get high with the boys

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