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No One Likes a Fat Pop Star

I come from a land of kebabs and curries,

Second helpings - no worries .

Piled up carbs upon the plate ,

Then one day it's too late .No breakfast, no luncheon ,

Just carpets I'll munch on

a thimble of self esteem.

Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter,

The saddest that I've ever been.

You just can't be portly , not this side of fourty,

Showbiz's a single- chinned game .

Scum paparazzi and weight police nasties have narrowed the hall of fame.( Chorus)No one likes a fat pop star

Pop is a place for the thin ,

No one likes a fat pop star

We want to hear thin people sing!When I get faint I chew through my restraints

It's the best meal that I've had all week,

If I could eat my own words , I'd tear through the verbs

But nobody pays me to speak.( Chorus)No one likes a fat pop star

Pop is a place for the thin ,

No one wants a fat pop star

I'm sorry, we can't fit you in!Now you've upset me -- I feel like a snack !

A packet of Minstrels , a pie and a nap .

So whats wrong with thaaa-aaaat ?No breakfast, no luncheon ,

Just carpets I'll munch on

And a thimble of self esteem.

Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter,

The thinnest that I've ever been.Thaaaank you

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