When I started out they told me it was cool.
But times have changed. Now I'm the fool.
Two packs a day. Without a doubt
I'm truly hooked. I can't put it out.
Ain't gonna stop until I drop.
Now I've owned this habit for thirty years.
I'm feeling just fine, so don't shed no tears.
I oughta think about the money I could save
The doctor just talking about an early grave.
Lungs as black as coal. I'm a lonesome soul.
Well, we can't smoke here, can't smoke there.
I can't smoke anywhere.
It's getting tough. I ain't joking.
Signs everywhere sayin "no Smoking"
solo
Well we can't smoke here, can't smoke there.
I can't smoke anywhere
It's getting tough. I ain't joking.
Signs everywhere sayin "no Smoking"
Well ashtrays as rare as a rocking horse.
Everywhere I go, people slammin' their doors.
Everybody's after me. Soon there's no place left to be.
Now it's sweeping right across the nation.
Its poor ol' me in a non-smoking generation.
They got me standing on the balcon' just my kitchen fence.
When I ask for a light, there ain't no chance.
I am all alone in the smoking zone.
Well we can't smoke here, can't smoke there.
I can't smoke anywhere
It's getting tough. I ain't joking.
Signs everywhere sayin "no Smoking"
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Lyrics submitted by Zeb Strong.