Five hours of football one afternoon
Three nights of poker dragging in past two
Four years of trying to make it last
Even a fool could do the mathNo woman is gonna hang around
For some man who can't figure it out
Do the numbers, it all adds up to
No woman, no woman for youOne of seven boxes, one Uhall truck
Three brawny men a loadin' it up
One thousand "I'm sorry's" ten minutes too late
One fed up girl on the interstateNo woman is gonna hang around
For some man who can't figure it out
Do the numbers, it all adds up to
No woman, no woman for youCongratulations Einstein
Look at what you've done
You've solved the equation
For two minus oneNo woman is gonna hang around
For some man who can't figure it out
Do the numbers, it all adds up to
No woman, no woman for you
No woman, no woman for you