Norwegian Wood

I once had a girl

Or should I say she once had me

She showed me her room

Isn't it good Norwegian wood?She asked me to stay

And she told me to sit anywhere

So I looked around

And I noticed there wasn't a chairI sat on a rug biding my time

Drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said

"It's time for bed"She told me she worked

In the morning and started to laugh

I told her I didn't

And crawled off to sleep in the bath