I'm not too big on parties
Never know what to say
And everywhere I stand
I seem to be in somebody's wayWell, I don't mind conversation
Or a friendly chat
But to stand alone in a crowded room
I'm not too big on thatNot too big on
Too big on that, noI'm not too big on dancin'
To somebody else's tune
Fill your head
As if it were some hot air balloonTill you're too big for your britches
Too big for your hat
Till your own mother don't recognize you
I'm not too big on thatNot too big on
Too big on that, noHavin' a hard time sleepin' sound
Believe it or not
Havin' a hard time keepin' it down
All this food for thoughtI'm not too big on talkin'
If my mind ain't worked it out
Best to have people think you're dumb
Than to speak and remove all doubtAnd I've no plans
To be wearing out your 'Welcome' mat
For you know I'd never want to make you sorry
I'm not too big on thatNot too big on, too big on that, no
Too big on, too big on that, noNot too big on, not too big on that
Not too big on, not too big on that
Not too big on, not too big on that
Not too big on, not too big on that