D G A
1.
My baby and I were making love one night
When she sat up and turned on the light
She said, “My sweet Honey I love you so,
But there’s a little secret that you should know.”
Chorus
If you wanna make me happy
If you wanna make me cum
Put your finger on the trigger
Of my love gun
I’ll show you where it’s at
I’ll show you how it’s done
Cause a little nubbin rubbin
Gets the job done
A little nubbin rubbin
Is a whole lot of fun
2.
What’s good for the gander
Is good for the goose
Rub my nubbin baby
Bust me loose
You can rub it with your finger
You can lick it with your tongue
Just a little bit of friction
Is a whole lot of fun
Bridge
I’m telling you
It’s the secret to life
A happy girlfriend
Or a happy wife
Rub that nubbin boy like your shown
And she’ll love you like the devil till the cows come home
love you like the devil till the cows come home
copyright 2002 by Simon Gray
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