Nuclear Infected

I'm nuclear infected

I really don't mind

I just go out when the sun goes down

And have a real good timeAnd I can clear out any ballgame

In a minute and a half

I just show up, glow up

And have a real good laughWhen I'm happy I glow yellow

When I'm sad I glow blue

And I glow red hot

When I'm in bed with youI'm nuclear infected

Really ain't that bad

In fact it's about the best time

I guess I ever hadI'm nuclear infected

I'm looking for a mate

So slip on something lead, babe

And go out on a dateWhen I'm happy I glow yellow

When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah

And I glow red hot

When I'm in bed with youNuclear infected, don't make me angry

Nuclear infected, don't make me shake

Nuclear infected, don't get me to sneeze

Nuclear, that's a big mistakeI want to live on Three Mile Island

Where things are clean and neat

'Cause we don't have no health freaks

Clutterin' up our streetsI'm nuclear infected

Oh, I need something to eat

A China Syndrome Salad

With plutonium and cheeseWhen I'm happy I glow yellow

When I'm sad I glow blue

And I glow red hot

When I'm in bed with you