Nun

I don't want a pretty woman

Blondes just ain't my thing

I don't want some hot dancer

Even if she can sing

I don't want a pretty woman

With her skirt above her knees

I just want a penguin chick to play with my rosaries

I want a nun

I want a nun

I want a nun that I can give and take

A habit I would never break

I want a nun

A nun would be good for me

I would never love another

Things'll work out so perfectly

Black is my favorite color!

A nun would be good for me

She'd satisfy my glands

If only she'd whip out the ruler and smack it on my hands

I want a nun

I want a nun

I want a nun for an escort

Communion of a different sort

I want a nun

You know what I'm talkin' about.

A nun would be good for me

But she'd have to know who's boss

If she's misbehavin',

Well I'd fix about my cross

Don't make her do no penance

Just wait for her to say please

I guarantee she won't be prayin' when she gets down on her knees

Heh heh heh heh.

I want a nun

I want a nun

I want a nun that ain't no slob

She could give me a trinity job

I want a nun

I don't want a pretty woman

Blondes just ain't my thing

I don't want some hot dancer

Even if she can sing

I don't want a pretty woman

With her skirt above her knees

I just want a penguin chick to play with my rosaries

I want a nun

I want a nun

I want a nun that ain't no slob

She can give me a trinity job

I want a nun for an escort

Communion of a different sort

I want a nun to give and take, baby

A habit I would never break baby

I want a nun nun nun!

I gotta have a nun nun nun

No that'd be fun fun fun

Fun nun fun nun

Yeah.

Dominus obiscum, baby!

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Lyrics submitted by Joe Mudak.