Nurds

I'm so glad I am oneNurdsWhen I was a young girl

I went to Catholic school

Hung around all the nuns

That was so uncoolAll the other girls were wearing

Make-up in fourth grade

But I was not allowed

I wore anklets and prayedNurdsPaula Duvle dyed her hair

And started going out with boys

I was into homework

And trying to get toysIt was around that time

I discovered what I was

For instance I said 'Policeman'

But Paula called them 'Fuzz'NurdsThen I went to high school

It really hit me hard

I started finding out that

They were calling me retardIn the gymnasium I was not a hit

There was something really interesting

About the way my gym suit fitNurdsI'm so glad I am one