Old king cole was a merry old sole
He wore vally boots and a neck full of gold
Dressed to the beat you know he couldn't go wrong
see his fashion designer was Louie baton
Now he had a home girl and her name was Mary
Mary was a girl that was quite contrary
She worked on the block cuz she liked to rock
King cole caught her chillin' with the boys on the block
So all the kings horses and all the kings men
went to pick mary up in her mercedes benz
The king said mary is this the end
all I wanna know is if you still my friend
Tell me that what cha sayi'n is not true
and the way I feel about it you feel it too
mary told the king for all I do you know I'm a freak and this freak's for you
Now Jack was nimble Jack was quick
Everybody knew Jack as mister slick
He had girls you could see and girls undercover
and because he was slick the didn't know one another
One day while kicking in his limousine
he ran upon a girl they call francine
Francine's home girl was Little Bow Peep
Boy Jack used to kick it on 32nd street
Jack said francine let's arrange a date
the time is now I can't hardly wait
Francine turned around and said Oh No
I got a best friend and her first name is BOW
I know about you and little Bow Peep
and I know about your friends on 32nd street
But your casanove days are through my friend
your candle stick has burned out to the end
Little boy blue go blow you horn - All the freaks are on the loose
Humpty Dumpty's not on the wall - he's with his girlfriend Mother Goose
Three blind mice and the dream team showed - last night with the farmer's wife
They was jammi'n to the sound that was going down - you've never seen such a sight in your life
Jack Sprat could eat no fat - his wife could eat no lean
So he reached in the the shelf - jumped back to the left and opened a can of beans
Little jack Horner sat in a corner - with his walkman radio
Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard was bare - so she rushed to the grocery store.
Pop goes the Dream Team.
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Lyrics submitted by John.