I phoned up my doctor
To see what's the matter
He said, "Come on over"
I said, "Do I have to?"My knees started shaking
My wrists started aching
When my doctor said to meOh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you aliveThe head nurse
She blew it just like a tornado
When they started dancing
I jumped off the tableMy lips started healing
And as I was leaving
This is what they said to meYeah, oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can fly
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you aliveNow if you should slow down
And you're feeling low down
Don't call up your doctor
Just grab you a partnerI've got your prescription
It's what you've been missing
That boogie woogie remedyHey, oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie till we die
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you aliveHey, oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie, we can flyOh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you fly?
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie, we can fly
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive