Oh, there's a Bentley A house in Chelsea
There's a myriad o' things that you can get me
A little pony, a bunch of Tonys
Oh, the things that you could do for meOh, Santa, oh, Santa
I now that you deliver everything I'm after
But you don't need to read another Christmas list
Just save a little iss for meOh, a jacuzzi, oh, that'll do me
With a bubble bath
And bac rub with Clooney
(?)
Oh, the things that you could do for meOh, Santa, oh, Santa
I now that you deliver everything I'm after
But you don't need to read another Christmas list
Just save a little iss for meOh Santa
Yeah, there's a few things on my list
Few things
But there's nothing
Or maybe?
Oh, a tiara, a baby llama
A private dinner with president Obama
A trip to outer space
To get off my face
Oh, the things that you could do for meOh, Santa, oh, Santa
I now that you deliver everything I'm after
But you don't need to read another Christmas list
Oh, I now you got better things to do than this
Oh, you don't need to read another Christmas list
Just save a little iss for me