Oh she is a big girl now,
Yeah she is a big girl now,
She's got big and we know how,
Oh she is a big girl now.There's a girl lives down our street,
Who's hardly ever seen her feet,
Never says no and in it goes,
And she grows and grows and grows.Oh she is a big girl now,
Yeah she is a big girl now,
She's got big and we know how,
Oh she is a big girl now.She never listened to Mum's advice,
That's why she is twice her size,
Know's it's naughty but thinks it's nice,
So she has to pay the price.Oh she is a big girl now,
Yeah she is a big girl now,
She's got big and we know how,
Oh she is a big girl now.They tried to stop her by giving pills,
But she says "It's how I feels",
The doctor tries to do his stuff,
But she just can't get enough.Oh she is a big girl now,
Yeah she is a big girl now,
She's got big and we know how,
Oh she is a big girl now.Some young girls like staying thin,
But this young girl likes stuffing it in,
When she walks she's like a jelly,
With the swelling in her belly.Oh she is a big girl now,
Yeah she is a big girl now,
She's got big and we know how,
Oh she is a big girl now.In the end she was locked away,
She got out and had to pay,
"I'm sorry Mum what can I do?,
It's the thing I like to do".Oh she is a big girl now,
Yeah she is a big girl now,
She's got big and we know how,
Oh she is a big girl now.Well in the end we had to take a really firm attitude with this bird, she wouldn't stop eating,
She kept stuffing herself with fish and chips, Chinese dinners, curried goat, yams, patties, everything imaginable,
And she was swelling up to some fantastic size,
Now let this be a lesson to all you birds listening out there in Dreadland,
If you eat like this you're gonna go off bang.