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On the Tequila

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Bring on the tequila, oh

On fire on tequila, ohMy friends and I meet hours before

We make some home made pizza

We do some funny bits back and forth

My knees buckle I laugh so hardWe might end three sheets to wind

And who knows where we'll wind up

All I know is theres a car waiting

And well figure that out afterI have to keep my eye

On my old friend from high school

Weve known each other for the longest time

She has trouble with her limits so to speakShe can hoist a really good kick

In the butt when she's excited

She doesnt do it so much anymore

'Cuz were all on to herBring on the tequila, oh

On fire on tequila, oh

Mostest most on tequila, oh

Bestest friends on tequila, ohThen theres my other pretty friend from high school

The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her

And now I've reeled it in

Itll be interesting to see how much shes done as wellThen theres my friend from Chicago

God do I love all people from Chicago

All ready to light up the barbecue

And be harping on debaucheryBring on the tequila, oh

On fire on tequila, oh

Mostest most on tequila, oh

Bestest friends on tequila, ohThen theres my Canadian friend

What a fabulous mom shes become

Shes been tortured in this sense

For the last many of months for obvious reasonsShe was like "Hey, where was this part of you

When I wasnt pregnant"

I laughed and did a shot in her honor

As I conversed with her bellyBring on the tequila, oh

On fire on tequila, oh

Mostest most on tequila, oh

Bestest friends on tequila, ohThen theres my Cupid friend

She sure knows how to dress that one

Shes a wise and worldly girl

But you gotta watch that medicationMy favorite beverage is taken

To a whole other level on it

Im not worried about it

Or Ill coast around the room

While I trust shell temperMy brother came to visit me

And now hes used to hanging with me and cracking up

But he had no idea about my built up tolerance

No idea about how manipulative Ive becomeI would surreptitiously put it in front of him

Without him asking

In a pretty little shot glass

His smirk and cackle would only egg me onBring on the tequila, oh

On fire on tequila, oh

Mostest most on tequila, oh

Bestest friends on tequila, oh

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