If you see my one eyed man, please send him home
If you see my one eyed man, please send him home
You see, I haven’t had a peaceful night since my one eyed man’s been gone.
When I had that one eyed man, I didn’t know just what I had
People, when I had that one eyed man, I didn’t know just what I had
I used to treat him so mean, I used to treat him oh so bad
Now, I used to pick a fight just to see that eyed man cry
I used to pick a fight just to see that eyed man cry
Girl I used to think it was so funny to see him crying out one eye
One thing I can say about him that one eyed man sho’ looked out for me
One thing I can say about him that one eyed man sho’ looked out for me
He didn’t believe nothing he heard and only half of what he see
But one day my one eyed man went and found him a one legged girl
Then, my one eyed man went out and found him a one legged girl
Now I don’t think that’s really funny ‘cause that thing rocked my world
I don’t get mad. I get even and I’m too mean to cry
I don’t get mad. I get even and I’m too mean to cry
So I caught the two of them together and I closed his other eye
Now that girl swung her crutch at me and she was about six feet tall
That girl swung that crutch at me and she was about six feet tall
So I reached and got my two by four, now she and got no legs at all
Now everybody’s wonderin’ about what the two of them are gonna do to me
All my friends keep wonderin’ about what the two of them are gonna do to me
Well I’m not worried
I said I’m not worried
I’m not worried yeah
Cause she can’t run and he can’t see
Now my friends keep wonderin’ about what the two of them are gonna do to me
All my friends keep wonderin’ about what the two of them are gonna do to me
Oh but I’m not worried
I said that I’m not worried
I’m not worried
Cause she can’t run and he can’t see
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Lyrics submitted by mikaela.