One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please mister bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beerI don't want soda nor bubble gum

You got what I want, just serve me some

Since my baby's been gone, everything is lost

I'm on this kick and I can't get offOne scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please mister bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beerMy woman started me on this spree

I can't find her and she can't find me

She left this morning, said she wouldn't stay

She's been out all night and it's the break of dayOne scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

Please mister bartender, listen here

I ain't here for trouble, so have no fear

One scotch, one bourbon, one beerOne more nip and make it strong

I got to find my baby and drive her home [if it takes all night long]

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer