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One Way Ticket to Pluto

Countdown get ready for the blast off

And don't forget the hype, we're going into space

Distinguished scientists and pesky senator

And monkey turds leaking from the lab

All brought to us play-by-play by Howard CosellYou're going where no man has gone before

So don't ask us where that is, we have no idea

You're chosen for this great mission

Because we owe you some favors

And besides you're bright, a little too brightStep one, senator, your vomit

It's time to analyze it for the folks back home

Open the hatch launch, the war satellite

That the commies aren't supposed to know about

Our real challenge is to keep it a secret from the press back homeYou're going where no man has gone before

So don't ask us where that is, we have no idea

You're chosen for this great mission

Because you're hearty and strong and make a lot of fuss

Especially around us, we like you better when you're far awayHave you noticed you're going the wrong direction

We have but that's your problem, we planned it that way

We had to dispose of all of you so we can spoil the final frontier

How dare you question our Star Wars plans

For the farce that they are?You're going where no man has gone before

For rockin' the boat in our temple of doom

You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto

We wash our hands off you and your lost ark

Don't forget to write

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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