Thanks but no thanks
I didn't come here to dance
I'm with somebody
I'm afraid I'll have to passTwo years ago he left me
Now his memory's back around
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowdWe came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two old flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burned outOne's a couple, baby
Two's a crowdThey institutionalize people
For acting like I do
For drinking with somebody
That ain't in the roomOh, can't you see we're busy?
Trying to work our problems out
One's a couple, baby
Two's a crowdWe came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two old flames out on the town
One still burns, and one's burned outOne's a couple, baby
Two's a crowdWe came in here to be alone
No TV, no telephone
Two old flames out on the town
One still burns and one's burned outOne's a couple, baby
Two's a crowdOne's a couple, baby
Two's a crowd