I want to tell youI might as well do
about a girl I met back in May;
Her name is Rita
and you should see herwhen she goes
ooh wakka doo wakka day.She's got a brotherlike any other
who got his nose caught inside a gate;
and when they freed him
it so relieved himhe just went
ooh wakka doo wakka day.You wouldn't think
to look at me
that I was strongbut underneath it all
I really am;
and just to prove it why
only the other day
I picked a needle up with one handnow up in Bradford
a chap named Radfordwhile taking part in a local play -
was intercepted
and then suspected
of going
ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.Who's that lady I saw you with ?
It was not your wifeit looked to me suspiciously.
Like someone I have never seen before in my life.
Do-do-do...It's not surprising
when you come
to think of itjust what it is
that makes people swear.
you only have to sing
about bleepin' thing
and there'll be bleeping
ev'ry bleeping where.
Now if you love me
you're not above meif you don't well
what can I say;
except we'll see
when you come to teathen you can go
ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay
ooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka ooh-
wakka doo-wakka day.