Selling exes down the river
Every Katie's got her price
And the details make you shiver
But it's hard to escape
When your head is stuck in viceBecause nothing matters
In the self obsessive age
Where they dare you not to notice
But it's everywhere
In shocking color on the pageIn the magazine
Staring out at me
Out of my TV
Other people's lives
Pixelated lives
Just like yours and mineEvery weekend I bear witness
To the social suicides
To the thief who stays for breakfast
To the poster child
Screwing everybody's wifeYeah, it's just a story
But it keeps me hanging on
For the needy soul
The glory hole confessional
I got to see what's going downIn the magazine
Staring out at me
Out of my TV
Other people's lives
Pixelated lives
Just like yours and mineRead the headlines
Hear the sirens
I'm re-united
Out of rehab againBut it's everywhere
In shocking color on the pageIn the magazine
Staring out at me
Out of my TV
Other people's lives
Pixelated lives
Just like yours and mineIn the magazine
Staring out at me
Out of my TV
Other people's lives
Pixelated lives
Just like yours and mine