Packs of Three

It was the biggest ever cock youd ever seen

But youve no idea where that cock has been

You said you were careful you never were with me

I heard you did it four times and Jonnies

Come in packs of threeShe was the best shag Id ever had

That doesnt mean Im saying, bed wise, you were bad

I think you were working, we got a hotel

We didnt have anything but I thought I might as wellI never told the rest

I was drunk and I told you

I was thinking about a test

You know I just said it for effect

Then you laughed and said Id fuck

Anything in a skirt once Im erectAnd shes a famous harlot in this town

I know enough to, but still I couldnt turn her down

He said Im an asshole, what was I thinking?

Its far too easy to blame it on the drinking