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Pain In da Ass Stewardess (Skit)

Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes

Descending into Kennedy Airport

The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening

The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling

Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones

So please fasten your seat belts

And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your assSir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing?

Aight, I'm a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag

Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position

And store your tray table away?

Alright, hold on I told you I'm a do it right in one minute

I just got to get something out this bagSir, can you please turn off that Walkman

I've been telling you this entire flight

It's against federal regulations to use a walk

Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that

Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute

Your starting to get on my fucking nerves

Get the fuck outta here, aightSir is there a problem? Yeah there's a problem

Do I have to alert the captain?

Yeah, alert your captain this, get the fuck over here

Come here take me to the fucking captainWho's in charge here?

I am, I said who's in charge here?

Uh, you are

Alright then, now turn this motherfucker aroundIs this shit on? Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking

This is a mother-fucking stickup

We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet

I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings

Motherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks

I want the credit cards, the welfare cards

I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouseI'm telling you the first motherfucker to move

Is gonna catch this motherfucker

Now send the bag around, thank you

Motherfucker didn't I say don't move

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Reggie NoblePublished by

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