Pandy Fackler

Pandy Fackler was a working girl

Living alone in another world

Of picket fences and a white fade

Sucking dicks under the Promenade

She was almost in a coma

From doing the Bossa Nova

And the Funky Cold Medina-man

I wish you coulda seen her

Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can

Eating cotton candy from the garbage can

First to come and the last to go

I met her backstage after the 2nd show

Two lonely people on a summer night

We weren't in love but it was still alright

I held her close and she squeezed me tight

My Pandy!