Particle Man

Particle man, particle man

Doin' the things a particle can

What's he like, it's not important

Particle manIs he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, particle manTriangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates particle man

They have a fight, triangle wins

Triangle manUniverse man, universe man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe manHe's got a watch with a minute hand

Millennium hand and an eon hand

When they meet it's a happy land

Powerful man, universe manPerson man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person manIs he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person manTriangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates person man

They have a fight, triangle wins

Triangle man