I met her at a disco
Then she said let's go
Party back at my place
Where we got our fresh skills
Drinking cappuccino
Creamy bits on my face
She got me down on her floor
Think I'm going to score
Is this my lucky weekend?
I'm doing what I oughta
In comes her daughter
She used to be my girlfriend
And I was as nude as the day I was born
As nude as the stars in a porn
Shit happens
When you party naked
Shit happens
When you party in the nude
Shit happens
When you party naked
Everybody get nude - nude - nude - nude - nude
And party naked
I saw her in a library
Looking at me shyly
She took me on my bedset
She was into weird stuff
Leather and handcuffs
Tied me up to her bed
She covered me in honey
Dancing to Duchovny
Couldn't quite reach her
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Her dad comes in all pissed off
He used to be my teacher
And I was as nude as the day I was born
As nude as the stars in a porn
Shit happens
When you party naked
Shit happens
When you party in the nude
Shit happens when you party naked
Everybody get nude - nude - nude - nude - nude
And party naked
Let's get as nude as the day we were born
And act like the stars in a porn
Shit happens
When you party naked
Shit happens
When you party in the nude
Shit happens
When you party naked
Everybody get nude - nude - nude - nude - nude
I wanna see you all nude - nude - nude - nude - nude
And now we're gonna get rude - rude - rude - rude - rude
And party naked
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Lyrics submitted by Jack Radcliffe.