Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer
If you don't learn how to steerPassenger side, passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger sideRoll another number for the road
You're the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal
Just get behind the wheelPassenger side, passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger sideShould've been the driver, could've been the one
I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seenCan you take me to the store, then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soonPassenger side, passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side