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Patricia the Stripper

Dennis is a menace

With his 'Anyone for tennis?'

And he'd beseech me to come keep the score

And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"

I really can't stand it anymoreI'm going out to dinner

With a gorgeous singer

To a little place I know

Down by the quayHer name is Patricia

She calls herself Delicia

And the reason isn't

Very hard to seeShe said, God made her a sinner

Just to keep those fat men thinner

As they tumble down in heaps

Before her feetThey hang around in groups

Like battle weary troops

One can often see the

Queue right down the streetBecause Patricia or Delicia

Not only is a singer

She also removes all her clothing

For Patricia

Is the best stripper in townAnd with a swing of her hips

She started to strip

To tremendous applause

She took of her drawersAnd with a lick of her lips

She undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air

And everyone staredAnd as the last piece of clothing

Fell to the floor

The police were banging on the door

On a Saturday night in 1924Take it away boysWell, Patricia was arrested

And everyone detested

The terrible manner in which

She was exposedLater on in court

Where everyone thought

A summer's run in jail

Would be proposedBut the judge said

"Patricia or may I say Delicia

The facts of this case lie before me

(Knock, knock, knock)

Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothesAnd with a swing of her hips

She started to strip

To tremendous applause

She took off her drawersAnd with a lick of her lips

She undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air

And everyone staredAnd as the last piece of clothing

Fell to the floor

The police were yelling out for more

(More)

On a Saturday night in 1924

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