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Peachfuzz

Oh Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him, man I mean

He wears suits and all, you know no disrespectYeah right, just a thoughtHeavy D yo, the girls they love me

They love me, I just know itYea Positive K? He's dip dip divinYeah rightYeah LL, yo he might keep the girls

But yo, I'm the man

I'm the man, as a matter of fact

Yo, see they laughin at me manI'm the manYo, that ain't right

Yo, well anywayBy the hairs of my chinny chin chin, gots many plus plenty

String by string, I think I counts like twenty

If you loan me a ear, I'll return it with interest

If not, I'll simply twist the wrist

So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me

Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie

Now only if I had two G's per strand

Ask my anchor banker, he understands

I used to wrap my hand around a cold gold can

Someone once said health is wealth, so check self

I gots a perfect check up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick up

How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf?

Oh boya how I searched for an employer

But before Zeale Huckleberry film was in Tom Sawyer

Now use your imagination, just a smidgen

If I was a bird I'd be a pigeon

Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can

Eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican

Then again, that's only if your capable for freckles

Or blue eyes , I settle for Heckle n' Jeckle

While I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone

The only phone I own's a funky xylophone's tone

Ain't no joint in, annoyin high pitched ringin

We do the tap twist and twitch bringin

Through soul and this cordless thingamajig

Sure as Onyx's clippers etch a clue to your wig

We'll do the gig so make your mind

The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don't riddle us

I'll even ride a bus to the coast if clear

For okay pay, I'll say

Now all this runnin round's kickin me right in the rear

And still I'm judged by the hairs on my chinny chin chin

And I'm able to hit a skin

Just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smoothYeah, candy get the job done but yo, I take care of business{Peachfuzz} Now what's up with this peachfuzz nonsense?

{Peachfuzz} What are y'all talkin about this peachfuzz?

{Peachfuzz} Nah, I just got one thing to say{Peachfuzz} Ahh manBy the hairs of my chinny chin chin, six black hairs

String by string, I think I counts five pairs

That's a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?

At least for the peachfuzz that sums up

A tidbit, yeah that's it, but who gives a sugar

Honey iced tea besides me

For if, I ever riff, yet and still, windmills

So I take time just to kill

I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin

Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then

Smoked a cigar with some black chinese shoes then

Picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin

Huh, that's a dream that I ain't even livin

If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend

I'll stay a toy boy eatin Butterfingers

With Knowledge of Self, and colorin books on my shelf

I wanna grow up, cause maybe if I did then

I wouldn't be treated like a Toys 'R Us kid when

They counts ten upon my chin

By the hairs of my peachfuzz, let's say each was

An inch, psych because I can't pull or pinch

It's a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch

But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway somehow

That I can make my peachfuzz grow out

Really, do I need beard that grows with no pores

Just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus?

Hear this clear, I'm a MAN I tell ya

No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell ya

A man I am, in the body of a youth

So don't play me like I'm Born Universe Truth Truth

So when I knock at your hearts, let me in

And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny chin chinYeah, that's what we call, pimpin presence yo

Call me tonight, knowhatI'msayin?You got itYeah, you know I eat no pork

So why can't I be as smooth as my man Dr. York?

I see noneYo, I'm smoother than the bottom of Hammer's shoes

After three hundred spinsNo love here

No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West, I'm just smoother

I'm just smootherYeah rightI'm definitely smoother than y'all just sawIt's about timeI'm sayin, yo but, I don't want to hear

{Peachfuzz} none of this peachfuzz nonsense

{Peachfuzz} Peachfuzz

{Peachfuzz} You know

{Peachfuzz}{Peachfuzz} He's a little boy

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