Well the reindeer pull the sleigh, and the elves make the toys
these are stories well known to all little girls and boys
but I got another story that I bet you haven't heard
did you know that santa, has a secret agent bird
He's Penguin, James Penguin
that dafter little guy
like a well-dressed duck in a 3 piece tux
He's santa's secret spy
Now have you ever wondered santa claus keeps taps
How he knows how you've been good
How he knows when you've been bad
Well it's Penguin, James Penguin
that dafter little guy
like a well-dressed duck in a 3 piece tux
He's santa's secret spy
From an undisclosed location, he's watching me and you
He's got satellite uplinks in his cuff links
Yeah, he sees everything you do
He's Penguin, James Penguin
that dafter little guy
like a well-dressed duck in a 3 piece tux
He's santa's secret spy
Not so very long ago Santa didn't need much help
But with more and more kids every year he soon got overwhelmed
He told the elves one Christmas we can't do this anymore
then a knight in shining polyester waddled through the door and it was
Penguin, James Penguin
he was there to save the day
he had wireless and GPS outfitted on the sleigh
and Santa said Penguin, won't you be my ears and eyes
how'd you like to help me run my SCFBI
He's Penguin, James Penguin
and now I guess you've heard
how Santa got his little Christmas secret agent bird
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Lyrics submitted by Matt.