Pete Jackson is Getting Married

I can see it all right now and I wonder if after all these years his mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife Swedish meatballs look so tempting that his two fat aunts might even fight will his dad still give him a pep talk for his wedding night? while the rest of his relatives are busy just tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge and his uncles have all gone drinkin' I can smell his cousin's polo mixing with his grandpa's old spice and the highballs and hamms light in the parking lot on that day what else could I say? potatoes look so tasty that his two fat aunts might even fight I can smell his cousin's polo mixing with his grandpa's old spice and the mashed I'd say here's to you staying drunk you're gonna need it here's to all your good luck