How to produce a club track today
Just follow the instructions and you'll be an electronic music producer in no time
Step number one, open your cracked software and import a random loop like this
Now you need a fat ass drop (a fat ass drop)
Here comes the clap (a fat ass drop)
Military drums
Don't forget some wobbles
Now and then, use a crash
Snare drums, can't get enough
Okay, now we need some fat distortion
More distortion
I said more distortion
Time for another fat ass drop
Make some noise with stadium horns
Take out the bass drum
Break down
Hi hats
Now it's the time for a break
Stop the beat, hit some keys
And call it melody
Now add some vocal cuts, like this
And one more fat ass drop
Military drums
Now create a Facebook page and post this crap
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Lyrics submitted by Samantha.