I say "dance", you say "dance"
I say "France", you say "France"
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart
I say "Hugh", you say "Grant"
I say "pot", you say "blunt"
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh chalk and cheese we barely see eye to eye
I am dumb, you are smart
We are fifteen years apart
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars
I say "ooh", you say "ahh"
I am careful, you like scars
I like pickles from the jar
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh chalk and cheese we barely see eye to eye
I say "you", you say "yeah my"
You like mornings, I like nights
I love you till the day I die
You say "Christopher", I say "Walken"
You love, I love Christopher Walken
I guess at least we have got one thing on common
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh chalk and cheese we barely see eye to eye
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