You said you were going to the bathroom
But you were gone for half an hour
You came back so disarranged
And you hadn’t been there for a shower
Pin a medal on Mary
She’s the girl who tore our love apart
Pin a medal on Mary
She’s the girl who stole your heart
You’ve been acting so scary
Walking through the door and looking coy
Pin a medal on Mary
She will steal your boy
You said you were walking in the garden
It was so long, it seemed like hours
You weren’t taking in the air
And I know you weren’t picking flowers
Pin a medal on Mary
She’s the girl who tore our love apart
Pin a medal on Mary
She’s the girl who stole your heart
You’ve been acting so scary
Walking through the door and looking coy
Pin a medal on Mary
She will steal your boy
She’s a champion at taking men away
Prepare to lose your man, lose your man today
Pin a medal on Mary
She’s the girl who tore our love apart
Pin a medal on Mary
She’s the girl who stole your heart
You’ve been acting so scary
Walking through the door and looking coy
Pin a medal on Mary
She will steal your boy
Pin a medal on Mary
She will steal your boy
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo