Ah, tell 'em about it darlin'
Here we goShe's a waitress at her corner
Always dancin' nine-to-five
Well, she ain't no supermodel
But I'm here to tell you, she's fineShe's so fine, Johnny
She's like the classic girl next door
There's somethin' 'bout her walk
There's somethin' that goes off inside
Each time she starts to talkPlain Jane
Oh, I love her name
She drives me insane
She's my Plain JaneShe always gets my business
I can't wait to ring her bell
(Ah, I bet you can't Donnie)
She puts a quarter in the jukebox
Says she don't kiss an' tell
(Is that right, brother)The way she wears that dress
It's time that I confess
The music starts an' my heart stops
An' I become a messPlain Jane
Oh, I love her name
She drives me insane
She's my Plain JaneNothin' fancy
She's just got everything
She's so addicting, she's so amazing
Can't think of anythingWhoa, talk to me, Plain Jane
Whoa, yeah, come onPlain Jane
Oh, I love her name
She drives me insane
She's, she's my Plain JanePlain Jane
Oh, I love her name
She drives me insane
She said, "Just call me Plain Jane"Plain Jane
She's my Plain Jane
She's my Plain Jane
She's my Plain Jane
Whoa, she's my Plain Jane
No, she's mine