I wanna be a platinum blonde
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they, they really had funIn a luminous Dayglo shade
Walk into a bar and I'll have it made
'Cause if that's all it takes
A double processed blondeI wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Be a platinum blondeI even tried wearing a wig for a while
It was the right color, not the right style
Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply
See ya laterI wanna be a platinum blonde
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they, they really had funNow if you need me on Sunday
And you look twice and see
That platinum blonde is gonna be meIn a double processed luminous Dayglo shade
When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade
Oh, I hope I'm okayI wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blondeHoney, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I'll hit the bottle baby