Platinum Blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde

Just like all the sexy stars

Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene

Yeah they, they really had funIn a luminous Dayglo shade

Walk into a bar and I'll have it made

'Cause if that's all it takes

A double processed blondeI wanna be a platinum blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde

Be a platinum blondeI even tried wearing a wig for a while

It was the right color, not the right style

Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply

See ya laterI wanna be a platinum blonde

Just like all the sexy stars

Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene

Yeah they, they really had funNow if you need me on Sunday

And you look twice and see

That platinum blonde is gonna be meIn a double processed luminous Dayglo shade

When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade

Oh, I hope I'm okayI wanna be a platinum blonde

I wanna be a platinum blondeHoney, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta

I gotta be a platinum blonde

I gotta be a platinum blonde

I gotta be a platinum blonde

I'll hit the bottle baby