There's this girl I don't know, comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom does
Then I'll stay out of trouble
She'll change every year, even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair, my car
My tiny pee pee in the mirrorWhoo, yeah, she's finally here
Whoo, yeah, she comes one time a year
Whoo, yeah, and she's finally here
Whoo, yeah, my playmate of the yearShe moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy, does it show
Now, she's going to my head
She's going to my head, to my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my playmate of the yearHello, how are you? It's great to see you too
Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock
And afterwards you never wanna talk
We always agree, who's in charge here is me
We never fight, you know I'm right
It's always straight between you and meLet me go down on this girl for a day
We can spin the bottle, everyone has her say
Know it's the the best that she's ever had
She can be my playmate, she can call me dadWhoo, yeah, she's finally here
Whoo, yeah, she comes one time a year
Whoo, yeah, and she's finally here
Whoo, yeah, my playmate of the yearShe moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy, does it show
Now, she's going to my head
She's going to my head to my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my playmate of the yearWhoo, yeah, and she's finally here
Whoo, yeah, my playmate of the yearShe moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy, does it show
Now, she's going to my head
She's going to my head, to my headShe moves me, she makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy, does it show
Now, she's going to my head
She's going to my head, to my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my playmate of the yearWhoo, yeah, playmate of the year
Whoo, yeah, playmate of the year