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Please Don't Bury Me

Woke up this morning

Put on my slippers

Walked in the kitchen

And diedAnd oh, what a feeling!

When my soul

Went through the ceiling

And on up into heaven, I did rideWhen I got there, they did say

"John, it happened this way

You slipped upon the floor

And hit your head"And all the angels say

"Just before you passed away

That these were the very last words

That you said""Please dont bury me

Down in that cold, cold ground

No, Id rather have 'em cut me up

And pass me all around""Throw my brain in a hurricane

And the blind can have my eyes

And the deaf can take both of my ears

If they dont mind the size""Give my stomach to Milwaukee

If they run out of beer

Put my socks in a cedar box

Just to get 'em out of here""Venus De Milo can have my arms

Look out! I've got your nose

Sell my heart to the junk man

And give my love to Rose""But please dont bury me

Down in that cold, cold ground

Id rather have 'em cut me up

And pass me all around""Throw my brain in a hurricane

The blind can have my eyes

And the deaf can take both of my ears

If they dont mind the size, oh man!""Give my feet to the footloose

Careless, fancy free

And give my knees to the needy

Dont pull that stuff on me""Hand me down my walking cane

Its a sin to tell a lie

Send my mouth way down south

And kiss my ass goodbye""But, please dont bury me

Down in that cold, cold ground

Id rather have 'em cut me up

And pass me all around""Throw my brain in a hurricane

And the blind can have my eyes

And the deaf can take both of my ears

If they dont mind the size, that's right"

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