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Pledge Allegiance To The Hag

There's a little dive on a dead-end road

Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole

Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar

An' get loud, an' rowdy on PBR

But at the top of every hour

Man, you can hear a pin drop

As ol' Jack drops a quarter

An' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop

An' tip our hats, an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here

When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back

Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag

When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear

There's a high spot fifteen miles from here

Where you can always find a few dusty trucks

With the windows down an' the radio up

We sit there poppin' tops

Shootin' bull an' singin' songs

But you can bet your boots

That when Haggard comes on

We tip our hats an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here

When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back

Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag

One of these days when my time has come

You can take me back to where I'm from

An' put me on a westbound train

An' ship me off in the pourin' rain

Don't cry for me when I'm gone

Just put a quarter in the jukebox

An' sing me back home

An' tip our hats, an' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer

They say, country's fadin' but just keep wavin' that flag 'round here

An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back long as people pledge allegiance

Where folks still pledge allegiance, I pledge allegiance to the Hag

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