Poison Ivy

Now cat, don’t touch that gal there please

You’ll get wasted, down to your knees

CHORUS

Now I don’t like to brag,

I don’t like to say what I do

But I’m like poison ivy,

I’ll break out all over you

Everyday when I shave, wearin’ my house coat

Two men have to hold me or I’ll cut my throat

Well I bought me a blade, one that I could afford

Too long to be a knife, and too short to be a sword

Last night some cat got smart with my niece

Now he wears a sign sayin’ “rest in peace”

Now I don’t claim to be bad, don’t claim to be strong

I just like to keep bad people from doing me wrong

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Lyrics submitted by Jeff Reddout.