Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
It's the late, late shift no one to fearRide, ride how we ride
Ride, low rideIt's roundup time when the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the streetAnd ride, ride how we rideBlack uniform and a silver badge
Cops for real, playin' cops for payLet's ride, low ridePull down your dress here's the kick in the ass
Beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants
[incomprehensible] got a black stick
There's six of us, babe, so suck on my dickAnd ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, low rideThe left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a shit
Dispatch calls, "Are you doin' something wicked?"
"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"As we ride, ride, how we ride
Ride, ride, how we rideRide, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, low ride