Elfie....
Now that we're friends, I'm going to make you my new project.
You really don't have to do that...
I know, that's what makes me so nice.
Whenever I see someone, less fortunate than I.
And let's face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a make-over I simply have to takeover.
I know, I know, exactly what they need...
And even in your case, thought it's the toughest case I've yet to face...
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed...
Follow my lead...and yes, indeed... you... will... be...
Popular. You're gonna be popular.
I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce.
Ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair.
Everything that really counts to be popular.
I'll help you be popular
you'll hang with the right cohorts
you'll be good at sports
know the slang you got to know
so let's start, cus you've got an awfully long way to go!
don't be offended by my frank analysis
think of it as personality dialisis
now that i've chosen to become a pal,
a sister, an advisor
there's nobody wiser
not when it comes to popular
i know about popular
and with an assist from me
to be who you'll be
instead of dreary who you were,
well are,
there's nothing that can stop you from becoming popular, LAR
la,la,la,la
were gonna make you pop-u-lar
when i see depressing creatures
with un-pre-possesing features
i remind them on their on their own
behalf to think of
celebrated heads of state
or especially great comunicaters
did they have brains or knowledge?
don't make me laugh! ha ha
they were popular!, please
it's all about popular
it's not about aptitude
it's the way you're veiwed
so it's very shrewed to be
very very popular like me!ha ha
"why miss alphaba, look at you, you're beautiful"
"I-I have to go"
"you're welcome"
and though you protest
your disinterest
I know clamdestiney
your gonna grin and bear it
your new found popularity
AAH!
la,la,la,la
you'll be popular
just not quite as popular as MEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Lyrics submitted by craz.