A handwritten note was sellotaped to her door which said
"Bolly, the engineer, Bolly...the engineer"
Thanks be to the academy
And to dear old ugly fucking Bolly
For she was the one who really
got it all together
never mind the weather
Bolly Bolly Bolly
The Stupid cow
Once when she was laying the fields
when she was in the middle of a picnic
the beef which was poking out from sandwich
stale and unappetising yes
kept dropping in the mu-hu-hu-hud
Michael Jackson came along with Nazis
and asked if he could have the extra meat
Bolly wasn't sure if she should let him
not because of his notoriety just simply
the low artistic value of his music
Bolly made a very quick decision
She reached for her phone and called the police
Her sandwiches were safe in the end and of course
the academy too
which was how she earned the sellotaped sign on her door